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Mr. Rabbit's Guide to Sneaky Rhetoric

Mr. Rabbit
November 10th, 2020 · 56 min read

[T]hat the very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world ... frightens me much more than bombs.

⁠—⁠George Orwell


Oh, hello. It’s Mr. Rabbit here.

Art 1: Mr. Rabbit looks straight at the reader.
[Art 1 / Sketch] Mr. Rabbit looks straight at the reader.

You might remember me from a project from several years ago. Badger and I both featured in it. He was on the cover and I was one of the extras on page 27.

Mr. Rabbit in Bad Arguments
An Illustrated Book of Bad Arguments. All artwork on this page is by Alejandro Giraldo.

We play the room as it lays, my friend. We play the room as it lays.

I’ve since landed a new gig, and I’m excited to share it with you. This project is planned for completion in 2021. In the meantime, you’re all welcome to contribute your perspectives to it.

A Quick Introduction

Some will say rhetoric is old-school trickery. That it no longer works. That we’re all much wiser now and can tell when we’re being duped by crafty language. I disagree. Sneaky rhetoric is still prevalent in everyday conversations, in newspapers and websites of record, in posts shared by influential people, and in speeches by eloquent intellectuals. And it continues to impact how we perceive the world around us. I want to walk you through a sort of dictionary of this kind of rhetoric.

Part of the reason why these sleights of hand get past us is because of our tendency, when listening to someone speak for instance, to be focused on whether or not we like that person, and not on whether or not that person is making any sense. Another reason is due to how we instinctively process information. Consider two well-known effects.

Priming. In a video recording that made the rounds online, a group of friends are sitting in a living room. One of them, an English major no less, is asked to pronounce TWA, which she does phonetically. She is then asked to pronounce TWI, which she also does. Then onto TWO, at which point her series of increasingly peculiar attempts leaves everyone in stitches. Other videos of that sort of gag are aplenty.

What’s interesting about the video is that our English major is using instincts that normally serve her well to try and answer a seemingly innocuous question. Albeit, the information imparted to her at the outset proves debilitating as she attempts to answer subsequent questions, all to great comedic effect. People are sensitive to priors.

Framing. In the canonical example for framing, a question is posed to two groups of participants about a deadly disease that is about to kill 600 people, for which two treatments exist. Group 1 is given the choice between A) a treatment that saves 200 of those people, and B) one that has a one-third probability of saving all 600 and a two-thirds probability of saving no one. Group 2 is given the choice between C) a treatment that causes 400 of those people to die, and D) one that has a two-thirds probability of causing all 600 to die and a one-third probability of causing no one to die.

Even though both sets of choices are equivalent, in the positive framing, more participants chose the treatment with the certain outcome (A) and in the negative framing, more participants chose the treatment with the riskier outcome (D).

What these and many other social and perceptual biases show is that our heuristics, our instincts, our reflexes, which we rely on for much of our decisions in everyday life, aren’t as reliable as we think they are. They’re much too susceptible to how information is packaged and presented to us.

And these biases—optical illusions, in effect—exist in the tens or hundreds depending on whom you ask, and are often subtle. For instance, grouping countries based on proximity seems natural, as does sorting a list of things alphabetically. Yet those inclinations are far from naturally occurring. And it’s that second group of biases in particular that led me to wanting to share this guide with you.

In seven sections, and accompanied by memorable illustrations (all of me), I’ll be sharing examples of how the language we construct and consume shapes how we perceive the world around us. Examples include language that prevaricates, language that conceals with vagueness, and language that feigns objectivity with apparent neutrality. The sections aren’t always non-overlapping, and the examples aren’t meant to be exhaustive.

Note that in this guide I won’t be focused on malleable constructs like political correctness nor with lazily exploitable ones like identity politics. I will overlook overt examples of bigotry and insincerity, which should no doubt provoke the requisite tuts and eye rolls from discerning readers. I will also sidestep the important topic of culture and how it informs our interpretations of languagetwo English-speakers may have a completely different relationship with the language by virtue of the cultures they come from.

I’m primarily interested in language that manipulates. So my goal is to highlight a variety of examples where language either wittingly—insidiously—or unwittingly—due to implicit bias—influences thought. A good portion of examples is from sources that are generally perceived as being neutral, unbiased, and non-partisan. I try to lay those examples bare.

Also note that this guide is about the words used to talk about various issues, and not about the issues themselves. You humans have a political climate that’s charged as it is. I don’t intend to contribute to that divisiveness. In achieving that goal, most examples will be adaptations of actual lines from public figures, intellectuals, journalists, and broadsheets. A select few have been slightly embellished for comedic effect.

Most of those adaptations feature rabbits and badgers. Any connection between badgers and the culpable side in an example is purely coincidental.


The Subtle Ways Language Influences Thought

  1. Language that conceals with vagueness
  2. Language that creates sinister associations
  3. Language that creates feel-good associations
  4. Language that presupposes
  5. Language that feigns objectivity with apparent neutrality
  6. Language that starts the clock of history when it’s most convenient
  7. Language that tells you how to think about yourself

Art 2: Mr. Rabbit pulls back a pair of tonsils and invites the reader to follow him. [I've so many questions —Ed.]
[Art 2 / Sketch] Mr. Rabbit pulls back a pair of tonsils and invites the reader to follow him. [I've so many questions —Ed.]

1. Language that conceals with vagueness

Vagueness is at the heart of insincere language. It clouds thinking, it muddies meanings, and as Orwell writes about vague words, “the person who uses them has his own private definition, but allows his hearer to think he means something quite different.” Other times, vagueness disassociates us from a contemptible act or a bad memory. In that sense it brings to mind moral thought experiments like the trolley problem, wherein people might be more inclined to justify causing harm indirectly than to physically push someone onto the tracks and be directly complicit in that harm.

Let’s look at some examples.

Misattributing actions. Objects can sometimes be anthropomorphized. In an online daily paper we find the line

“The man connected his fist to the officer’s face.”

Once connected, one might imagine, the fist proceeds of its own accord to impart force on said face, which results in a bruise. The fist is then taken into custody and is denied bail.

In a paper of record we find the headline

“Missile at Local Cafe Finds Patrons Poised for World Cup”

A laser-guided missile saunters to the cafe, one is made to imagine, a toothpick hanging between its two chapped lips, pushes through the cafe’s batwing doors and swiftly tips its wide-brimmed hat with thumb and forefinger.

Another of the paper’s headlines about a fatal airstrike reminds us that beaches won’t ever learn to mind their own business. It reads

“Rabbits Drawn to Beach and Into Center of Conflict”

A tell-all memoir chronicling the life of a First Lady’s personal friend includes the line

“I’d found myself planning the most divisive inauguration in history.”

It’s the worst, isn’t it? When you’re sitting around, minding your own business, and then you find yourself planning an inauguration.

More generally, actions are sometimes attributed to a vague or unknown actor even though the actor is known or known with high confidence.

“Four guards fired after a man dies in custody.”

“Hiroshima marks 75th anniversary of world’s first atomic bombing”

“Violent protests leave dozens dead.”

“Rabbits zapped three badgers in an ambush last night; the event happened hours after six rabbits in a neighboring town lost their lives.”

In each of those examples, a word or a set of words help take the edge off the unpleasant fact that’s being conveyed. In the last example, an action is attributed to rabbits in the first part, but not to badgers in the second part.

Misattributing quotes. A quote or quality attributable to a single person may be attributed to an entire group in order to increase credibility for the thing being said. It can often be hard to spot. For instance, a line in The Guardian reads

Witnesses at the scene said that there was a ‘tremendous bang and then all hell broke loose.‘”

Did they all say that or did one particular witness say it?

The passive voice is another way of disconnecting an event from whoever is committing it.

“The rabbit-badger war of 1974 led to the displacement of badger and rabbit populations in the city and its division. All badger residents of the northern part of the city were expelled by rabbit forces and the entire badger neighborhood was destroyed. Rabbit villages such as Purtown, Grumpytown, and Whiskertown were depopulated.”

In the first instance, the expulsion is attributed to rabbits. In the second the depopulation is unattributed.

An article about a bus driver being beaten with a bat by three passengers refusing to wear face masks includes the lines

“The victim pulled over the bus to escort the males off. As the victim was escorting the males off the bus one of the males pulled out a wooden bat and struck the victim several times, which caused the victim to be injured.”

In an interview on BBC’s Newsnight, when a minister is asked if he knew that his security forces were so brutal replies

“Mistakes were made. We don’t tolerate human rights violations or torture.”

The passive voice describes the bad thing. The active voice describes the good thing. What we end up with is a shifting of blame, and a weaseling out of any sense of responsibility. No one ever makes a mistake, mistakes are always made. No one ever commits a crime, crimes are always committed.

A coffee bean producer responds to an allegation about mistreating an employee with

“We have a responsibility to the people mentioned and to our employees and a fair investigation will be conducted.”

The thing we’re counting on them doing is described in the passive voice, which makes us wonder whether or not they intend to do it at all. It brings to mind other similar promises by corporate executives and state officials, all of which were meant to throw dust into people’s eyes.

Omitting detail. On the financial news website Barron’s, we find the headline

“CEO Sells Shares Ahead of Stock Split”

Later in the article, we see the line about the sale being a planned one, as is always the case with executives selling shares. The headline makes it seem like it wasn’t.

Reporting on a speech from a political party’s national convention, in which a member was to be formally elected as the party’s presidential candidate, an NBC News update reads

“In one of the shortest speeches of the convention, the congresswoman did not endorse the presumptive nominee Jim Bo.”

While the statement is factually accurate, it omits the detail that the congresswoman’s endorsement of another candidatethe runner-up candidate in that racewas a mere formality. Far from the act of rebellion the statement attempts to insinuate. The broadcaster later issued a clarifying note.

Reporting on a demonstration in which 250,000 people participated, the lede in a piece by the New York Times reads

“In by far the largest protest yet here, tens of thousands of demonstrators packed the city’s streets on Friday.”

While saying the protest was made up of tens of thousands of demonstrators is technically accurate (as is saying it had thousands or hundreds or tens of protestors), the omission does significantly downplay the magnitude and significance of such an event.

It brings to mind a more recent example. When asked how long it would take to resolve issues with people in the UK not being able to get tested for COVID-19, Health Secretary Matt Hancock replied that it would take “a matter of weeks” to resolve the issues. As Andy Zaltzman quips on an episode of The News Quiz, “It’s been a matter of weeks since the Romans invaded. Just over a hundred thousand weeks, but still weeks.”

More banally, a founder’s professional profile reads

“Our company has signed multi-year client agreements with Google and Salesforce.com.”

On closer inspection, one finds that the company did nothing more than take part in the ordinary task of paying for Google G Suite and Salesforce.com’s plans on behalf of its customers.

In corporate speak, we see lines such as

“This quarter, we delivered several solutions that improved performance.”

Was it a lack of conscientiousness that led to the subsequent improvement?

“Last month we saw an uptick in customer emails asking for new features.”

Was it up to two from one?

In another example, a Washington Post headline reads

“This California city defunded its police force. Killings by officers soared.”

The article fails to point out that defunding a police force entails reallocating those funds to social services agencies. The city in question never did that.

Like not for like. A CEO’s email to all employees reads

“We are reducing the size of the workforce by approximately 250 roles. I know that this will take a while to process. Each of us will go through our own cycle of surprise, grief, and individual response.”

It’s unlikely the announcement will have come as a surprise to the CEO nor is the CEO’s grief comparable to that of a person losing his or her job.

More destructively, an authority can eliminate prisoners of conscience by bundling them with actual criminals, and using vague headlines to muddy public opinion. It may also pardon actual criminals by bundling them with prisoners of conscience.

“The court ruled this morning that the 13 criminals accused of high treason will be given the maximum sentence.”

Seem. In a book by a popular podcast host, we find the paragraph

“Many of my critics fault me for not engaging more directly with the academic literature on moral philosophy … [M]y approach is to generally make an end run around many of the views and conceptual distinctions that make academic discussions of human values so inaccessible. While this is guaranteed to annoy a few people, the professional philosophers I’ve consulted seem to understand and support what I am doing.”

The professional philosophers are never named, and one is left wondering whether they do or whether they don’t agree with the author.

Allegedly. Something can be alleged even though it isn’t by any means libelous, merely to make vague an otherwise clear series of events. For instance,

“Badger under fire for allegedly using anti-Rabbit slur during interview with radio host”

Did he or didn’t he? If he didn’t, it’s not a story. If he did, it’s not alleged.

“The rabbits’s revolt was swiftly ended by the badger army’s overwhelming military power. In this latest unrest, the badgers have been supported by four neighboring powers. The rabbits have allegedly been supported by two.

Confusing confusable concepts. Weather and climate are sometimes used interchangeably. A line in a Sunday paper reads

“Closer to home, Austria is today seeing its earliest snowfall in history with 30 to 40 centimetres already predicted in the mountains … Such dramatic falls in temperatures provide superficial evidence for those who doubt that the world is threatened by climate change.”

More recently, the view that face masks can lead to oxygen deprivation seeped into the mainstream. A line in a daily, albeit obscure, paper reads

“Studies reveal that wearing face masks can negatively affect the mind and body.”

The view conflates a scientific finding that a face mask reduces the oxygen levels within the space between the mask and one’s mouth with a reduction in the oxygen level within one’s body. Research shows that the body is able to compensate for such drops by increasing one’s heart rate and tidal volume.

Probably, might have may be used to weaken an indisputable fact by introducing doubt.

“Spices became part of the national cuisine in the Badger Kingdom over time. Their popularity spread with the help of badgers in the eastern rabbit territories, who probably learned it from the local rabbits.”

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[Art 3] Mr. Rabbit whispers to the reader: “Spoiler alert: They definitely did.”

Other times, it may be used to insinuate a subtext without explicitly stating it. In a TV interview, an activist recalls an anecdote in which the intention, it becomes evident, is for the activist to delegitimize an influential rival.

“Following my visit to his house, we agreed to abide by a set of terms. The ones I agreed to happened. The ones he agreed to might not have happened.”

Concealing with apparent precision. A San Francisco Chronicle article states

“At UC Berkeley, beavers and hamsters make up only 15% and 3% of undergraduates, respectively, whereas 45% of California high school seniors who meet UC requirements are beavers and 4% are hamsters.”

Meeting UC requirements doesn’t mean there wasn’t a stronger candidate that could have taken that spot.

In the run-up to the UK’s European Union membership referendum in 2016, the Prime Minister stated:

“Once we have settled our accounts, we will take back control of roughly £350 million per week. It would be a fine thing, as many of us have pointed out, if a lot of that money went on the NHS.”

The statement conceals the fact that that £350 million number is before rebates and grants of around £189 million per week.

A CNN headline for what was deemed a bombshell article during a political contest reads

“Mr. Rabbit told Badger in private meeting that a rabbit would never win, sources say”

Specifically, four sources are cited. Later in the article, we find a line revealing that none of the four witnesses had first-hand knowledge of the meeting.

“The description of that meeting is based on the accounts of four people: two people Badger spoke with directly soon after the encounter, and two people familiar with the meeting.”

Apparent precision manifests as jargon as welltechnical-sounding language, understood by a select group, that does anything but communicate with clarity.

What the examples in this section show us is that vagueness works to distance language from one of the very things it’s meant to dobe a sincere reflection of reality.

2. Language that creates sinister associations

“Once you label me, you negate me,” Kierkegaard may or may not have said. The brain is an association machine. Sinister associations aim to encourage us to feel the same way about two possibly unrelated things by virtue of language connecting them. It’s for this very reason people have written about the importance of travel, of being alone, of being far away. So that we may fall into a silence capable of freeing us from the heavily loaded assumptions and associations imposed on us by language.

Adding a word. An association may be forced with the intentional use of words or phrases that have a negative connotation.

“Aid and abet” is a redundant expression, a tautology. When abet is added though it suggests criminal intent. So a word that adds no value in and of itself may in fact be introduced to insinuate malice. For instance,

“The Home Secretary has all but declared war on the strikers, and has taken a swipe at those who aid and abet them: human rights lawyers.”

Removing a word. The sleight of hand is also effective when removing words. In an article we find the line

“The socialist senator is the most dangerous major party presidential contender in our country’s history.”

Here, the columnist conflates socialist, which evokes images of the Soviet Union, and democratic socialist, which ought to evoke images of Scandinavia, precisely in order to suggest that first scarier connotation.

A boogeyman would be objectively less scary if he came at you with biscuits in one hand and a princess cake in the other while repeating the phrase “Lagom är bäst.”

Elsewhere, a cable news network runs an annual piece about the celebrities who died that year. The title consistently conflates famous people with all people.

“People we’ve lost in 2020”

All are equal, but some are more equal than others. A headline in a daily newspaper reads

“Scary Organization’s executive claims son died while en route to a wedding”

That same incident is reported by another paper with the more reasonable headline

“Man en route to wedding shot dead after suspected attack”

The reference to Scary Organization in the first headline serves one purpose—to tell the reader this person’s life didn’t matter because, after all, he had some distant connection to this organization we know you all despise.

Similarly, a story about the U.S. ambassador to the UK is titled

“Trump ambassador investigated for controversial comments”

The qualifier at the start of the title serves one purposeto imply a sort of ipso facto connection between the ambassador and the fact he was investigated.

Metaphors and analogies. Other times, metaphors, analogies, and colorful imagery, either explicitly stated or inferred, come to the rescue. To make readers feel repulsion toward a group of people, a Sunday columnist writes

“Some of our towns are festering sores, plagued by swarms of them.”

Elsewhere, in a New York Times piece about large crowds gathering at a beach during a heatwave, we find the lines

“They descended by the tens of thousands on Britain’s southern beaches and jammed into city parks. They cavorted by the hundreds in swamps and streams.”

That image brings to mind a piece from the 1970s. A news reporter covering the 1977 disability rights sit-in at the Health, Education, and Welfare headquarters in San Francisco begins his report with the lines

“It all started this morning here at the old federal building at 50 Fulton when an incident took place outside. Immediately after that demonstration this morning, the handicapped started invading the building.”

A front-page headline from a few years earlier reads, in all-caps no less:

“Capitol is invaded” and follows with “A band of young men armed with loaded rifles, pistols and shotguns entered the Capitol Tuesday and barged into the assembly chamber during a debate.”

The suggestion is obvious. That these people were all men, that they were breaking the law, and that they were foreign, alien beings, having traveled from a galaxy so far away to come to Earth to invade, of all places, Sacramento.

Banana republics. In a TV debate about the international community’s position on a contentious conflict, a guestand notable historian no lessshares the line

“The international community, except for some banana republics in Africa, did not vote in favor of those resolutions.”

It’s later revealed that the statement is factually inaccurate. But even so, the guest’s insinuation is that so-called banana republics can’t ever vote their conscience on moral motions.

Kids these days. A Wall Street Journal subheading about Trader Joe’s reads

“The grocer takes woke orders on its brands from a 17-year-old

The insinuation is that young people don’t seem to have the capacity to offer good advice to anyone.

MERS, Spanish Flu. Associating dangerous diseases with geographic locations or certain animal populations can imply that the diseases are inherent in those locations or populations. MERS is a recent example. The Spanish flu, which in all likelihood didn’t originate in Spain, is a more distant one.

Scientific guidance nowadays is partial to not attributing diseases to characteristics like geography. Principally, to avoid unintended backlashes. Nearly a third of Asian Americans say they’ve experienced some form of discrimination since the COVID-19 pandemic for instance.

Enemy combatant. We call someone an enemy combatant or a guerrilla fighter or an insurgent or an agitator or a rebel or a militia fighter oron the flip side a member of the resistance or a commandobased on whether or not that person’s interests match ours.

Regime. We call a system of government a regime if we don’t like the country. As recently as a few years ago, in a regional conflict in which two groups are vying for political power, we have headlines from opposite sides, each referring to its preferred group as a government and to the other group as a regime.

Radical. We call someone a radical to create associations with instability and absolutist, impractical, dangerous, idealist thinking. For that reason, a person’s mere existence may be cause for being called a radical. As a wise rabbit once said of his fellow rabbits, often described as radicals for demanding basic mammal rights

“The Badger Kingdom’s problem is us. We’re her problem. The only reason she has a problem is she doesn’t want us here. And every time you look at yourself, you represent a mammal who poses such a serious problem for the Badger Kingdom because you’re not wanted. Once you face this as a fact, then you can start plotting a course that will make you appear intelligent, instead of unintelligent.”

Time, strangely enough, has a way of bringing yesterday’s radicals into the fold of acceptability and even reverence.

Hyperbole. We’re constantly reading headlines about people slamming or being slammed, blasting or being blasted, destroying or being destroyed. Embellishments normalize a charged culture of political discourse and make it easy for opportunists and populists to gain a foothold in the mainstream. The world is projected as a wild, tough, rough place, one that only a lone hero on saddleback can sort out.

A quick rundown of some examples.

“VP candidate slams current administration”

“Jim Acosta blasted for taking Kayleigh McEnany out of context in viral tweet”

“Furious senator lashes out at former colleagues”

A columnist for a broadsheet writes

“A Geopolitical Earthquake Just Hit the Region”

A cable news anchor comments during a segment

“The former First Lady flayed, sliced and diced the current President in her speech”

A headline in a daily paper reads

“Renters break leases and flee city”

You’d think they were scrambling to board the last helicopter out of Vietnam, as Brian Regan might say.

A headline on Vice’s website reads

“Kanye West Gets Thrown Off the Ballot in Wisconsin”

A newspaper’s editorial board publishes an op-ed that includes the line

“In the midst of unrelenting chaos, the politician is offering an exhausted nation something beyond policy or ideology.”

As one commentator puts it, policy and ideology are the essence of what constituents expect from their politicians. Unless there’s something divine or metaphysical that politicians are able to tap into, qualities like character and valueswhat the paper is likely referring toshould inform policies. On their own, they’re not of much use.

Taking cues from the Marvel universe, a subheadline reads

“If Badger wins, it will be seen as the moment when the destiny of a mammal and his nation converged.”

In another piece about the California wildfires and COVID-19, a headline reads

“Natural threats seem to be multiplying by the hour

A Business Insider piece begins with the line

“S&P Dow Jones Indices announced on Monday afternoon that it would kick Exxon Mobil, Raytheon, and Pfizer out of the benchmark index.”

A Daily Beast headline reads

“Zuckerberg Dumped on by Facebook Employees Over Handling of Militia Groups”

Oh dear. That can’t be pleasant.

All in all, associations with negative connotations are easy to form, often through proximitytwo words appearing close to one anotherand often through incessant repetition.

3. Language that creates feel-good associations

A magazine wanting you to renew your subscription will call out the intelligence, wit, style, and humor that you would be missing out on if you don’t renew, as The New Yorker does. Another magazine will paint you a picture of a dinner party and of that one person who always happens to have something interesting to stay. You can be that person, you’re told. All you need to do is renew your subscription.

It might not sit right, you sense the language is loaded, but you feel special all the same. Feel-good associations aim to compel you to do something you wouldn’t otherwise do. Other times, they’re more sinister. Euphemisms, for instance, help disassociate us from a repellant action, thereby removing any residual sense of guilt we may have felt. Let’s see some examples of both, in reverse order.

Children. References to children or other helpless beings can be a way to make the speaker sound selfless.

“This new policy will help us ensure a better world for our children.”

It can also be useful as a headfake, in order to get a bill into law for instance. A recent bill that aims to prevent companies from using end-to-end encryption in their services goes by the name “Eliminating Abusive and Rampant Neglect of Interactive Technologies Act of 2020” and promises to protect children against online abusers. Of course, if passed, it will do much more than that.

A wave of layoffs makes it seem like an inevitability. A force of nature. Something that was out of the CEO’s hands.

Urban renewal makes it seem like a neighborhood is made better, albeit at the cost of its former residents of course. “Better never means better for everyone,” as The Commander tells Offred in The Handmaid’s Tale.

Quantitative easing sounds more responsible than printing free money to prop up the stock market in time for an election.

Externalities can serve as an abstract catch-all euphemism a city mayor might blame delays on. The project is two years behind schedule not because we didn’t step up, but because of externalities.

Algorithms, just like all layers of indirection, conceal subjectivity. Credit scores hide the criteria by which someone might be denied a loan or a rental. Borderline content determines whether or not your videos are recommended to new users on YouTube, even when it complies with YouTube’s terms of use. Community standards determine whether or not your content gets published on Facebook, even when it complies with Facebook’s terms of use.

It’s a victory if we like the people doing it, and a massacre if we don’t.

Kinetic military action sounds better than dropping bombs. Jonny, did you just push Jack off the play structure? No, ma’am, I simply imparted some kinetic action on his shoulder.

Enhanced interrogation techniques sounds better than good old torture.

Collateral damage sounds better than civilian deaths.

Moving tactically makes it easier to justify an overreaction.

“The sniper, sensing impending danger, fatally shot the farmer. The farmer was described as moving tactically.”

Saying a military-aged male was targeted is somehow more forgivable than saying a bystanding teenager was targeted.

Re-education camp sounds less sinister than internment camp or concentration camp.

Tearing down evokes memories of the tearing down of the Berlin Wall—a good thing, a sign of progress. And much easier on the eyes and ears than words like demolish, bulldoze, or destroy.

Cleansing leaves you with a cleaner kitchen counter. Public squares are cleansed from sit-in students, streets are cleansed from demonstrators, towns and cities are cleansed from undesirable populations. It sounds better than saying atrocity or genocide.

Purging suggests the elimination of something hostile or unreliable, a purification. Purging institutions and government agencies sounds better than saying who was forcibly removed, for what reason they were removed, and what terrible fate befell them.

Pacification suggests bringing something back to its natural state. Its two definitions couldn’t be more different“a: the act or process of pacifying (to restore to a tranquil state), and b: the act of forcibly suppressing or eliminating a population considered to be hostile.”

Population transfer and depopulation sound so much better than forced migration, as they bring to mind no images of how those ventures always come at somebody else’s cost.

Community sounds more agreeable than settlement.

Security fence sounds more agreeable than wall.

Controlled sounds more agreeable than occupied.

Expat evokes different images than migrant or foreign worker. An expat brings to mind “someone sipping a gin and tonic by the pool at sunset,” as one journalist writes in The Atlantic. A foreign worker on the other hand brings to mind a range of images, some of which include uneducated, sunburned people who have no inkling of how to assimilate into society.

Economically disadvantaged sounds better than economically exploited. Granted, economic disparity isn’t always due to exploitation. In the context of developed and developing nations, it can bea nation like India’s share of the world economy tanks from 24% to 4% following a century and a half of economic exploitation, and the question of how that came to be doesn’t come up nearly as often as it should.

Think tanks are meant to evoke an air of sophistication and an intellectual, objective endeavor. In reality, the more influential think tanks are often well-funded groups of like-minded individuals who trade in intellectual-sounding language that justifies hard-set preconceptions.

Sustainable cars. Some manufacturers might refer to their electric cars as sustainable, even though not everything about them is. Their batteries, for instance, require mining the earth for rare elements. Half of the world’s cobalt is used in batteries, and that number is slated to only go up in the decades to come.

Patriotism. A bill that curtails personal freedoms and civil liberties has an easier chance of passing into law if it’s called something like The Flag-Waver Act or the The Freedom Act.

Moderates. We often don’t want to deal with our real antagonists because that requires too much effort or empathy, so we instead deem a subset of them moderates. And that token group is then made the legitimate face of the world we are unwilling or unable to deal with.

A columnist, well-versed in false dilemmas, writes in one of the broadsheets

“Those in the pro-us, pro-moderate camp benefit the most from this development and those in the radical, anti-us camp will become more isolated and will be left behind.”

Free trade. NAFTA, one might argue, is not so much about free trade as it is about guaranteeing multinational corporations can maximize profits by allowing them to protect their investments in new markets. Duncan Green writes that the bulk of the agreement “concerns investment rather than trade, and in almost every case, it concerns Mexico, rather than the United States or Canada. NAFTA opens up formerly protected areas such as mining … it binds Mexico into strict new patent rules for pharmaceuticals and computer software and prevents Mexico from trying to delay or obstruct the repatriation of profits by transnational companies.”

Civil unrest. A conflict instigated by an external power on a sovereign state may be described as a civil war, or as civil unrest, rather than a conquest that’s retarded by a liberation movement. Civil unrest presumes some degree of parity between two sides and eliminates the need for nuance. Calling it a liberation movement, on the other hand, reveals the truth about a people rising up for a raw, primal, noble reason, usually to great personal cost.

For further consideration. A phrase that can create the sense that slowing down and showing caution are more reasonable than actually making a decision. It shows up in stagnating organizations that never get anything done. Funny asidethe Office of Strategic Services (the CIA’s predecessor) published a manual in 1944 called Simple Sabotage Field Manual. In its list of things to do to “interfere with organizations and production,” it include the item “When possible, refer all matters to committees, for ‘further study and consideration.’ Attempt to make the committees as large as possiblenever less than five.”

Democratic. A system of government, either out of sanctimoniousness or in search of legitimacy, might call itself democratic or make a similarly grand claim about how it affords representation. As Orwell writes, “In the case of a word like democracy, not only is there no agreed definition, but the attempt to make one is resisted from all sides. It is almost universally felt that when we call a country democratic we are praising it: Consequently the defenders of every kind of regime claim that it is a democracy.”

Transfer of human capital whitewashes the immense suffering and looting that are part and parcel of colonialism. In an interview, Peter Robinson looks back nostalgically on Empire, calling it all

“On balance … a transfer of human capital. They’re not impoverishing people, on the contrary.”

Ministry of Defense is more respectable than Ministry of War. It implies we’re reacting to aggression whenever we engage in combat. The change in naming is perfectly reasonable, in principal, in a post-World War II era, but doesn’t always hold on examination. Similarly, defense contractors are in the business of defending and forces like the Badger Shield are in the business of shielding ergo protecting rather than shooting civilians at point-blank range.

Prepositions and possessives. Robert Clive going by Clive of India aims to suggest he belonged to India, when in fact, as one Indian MP states, it was India that belonged to him. The royal title Protector of the Three Big Islands aims to suggest a monarch is in service of a set of prosperous cities when in reality it’s the other way around.

Responsible. An authority wishing to impose the limits of what’s acceptable free speech and what’s not may designate a subset of its people as responsible and subsequently put them on a pedestal, as if to say to everyone else, “This is what you’re missing by not falling in line.”

In a radio debate between a civil rights activist and an expert on civil rights movements, the following exchange takes place:

Civil rights activist: “Our current community leaders are not succeeding in getting anything done for our people, Sir. They’re complacent in our disenfranchisement.”

Expert: “I believe the word you’re looking for is responsible. They’re responsible.”

Public relations. In a tradition that begins with Freud’s nephew Edward Bernays, the discipline of public relations helps corporations sell products to consumers by virtue of associating those products with positive feelings. A notable example that went on to save a company from doom is De Beers’s campaign in the 1940s. It aimed to suggest diamonds had some intrinsic value with the lines

“How can you make two months’ salary last forever? The Diamond Engagement Ring.”

“A Diamond Is Forever.”

Between 1940 and 1990, the percentage of first-time brides who received diamond engagement rings in the US went up from 10% to 80%.

Free implies low-risk, zero-loss. TurboTax uses marketing copy that suggests their product is free not once, but multiple times on their website.

“Free Guaranteed. Easily and accurately file your simple tax returns for FREE.”

Their product is anything but free. Over 90% of filers who qualify for the free product end up paying for it.

All-natural flavors. The desserts, snacks, and drinks aisles at a grocery store are likely to be stock full of high-calorie, high-sugar foods, some made from supposedly natural flavors. Natural is not a well-defined term as far as the FDA is concerned. It makes us feel good, because natural implies not artificial, which implies from the earth, which implies must be good. Class A drugs come from nature as do quack medicines.

Other vague terms that are used in advertising for the same purpose include: plant-based, healthy, fat-free, low cholesterol, up to (as in, “Up to 60% off”), new and improved, best, exclusive, guaranteed, save, authentic, tested, certified, limited edition, best-selling, and many others.

George Carlin has a bit in one of his live acts where he goes through a catalog of feel-good language, with many examples from advertisingthey’re mobile homes not house trailers! William Lutz covers quite a few as well in his essay and book on doublespeak, with plenty of examples from the 20th century.

Associations with positive connotations help sell us things and, crucially, make palatable something we might not otherwise be willing to find acceptable.

4. Language that presupposes

Facts, though undeniably objective, can end up being interpreted through the lens of those who wield the greatest influence. We make to ourselves “pictures of facts” Wittgenstein writesa “mobile army of metaphors, metonyms, and anthropomorphisms,” Nietzsche calls them. And those pictures get disseminated to everybody as though they were facts.

We make to ourselves pictures of facts.
—Ludwig Wittgenstein

Adjectives. Highlighting a quality that’s incidental helps push narratives that may not be in accordance with reality. For instance,

“Clashes between red-haired badgers and brown-haired rabbits left three injured.”

Having red or brown hair adds no useful context. Repeated often, it may eventually give the impression that it somehow does.

Like on a clinical psychologist’s talk show on CBS, where we find an episode in which the host constantly and repeatedly refers to one of his guests as a brown-haired rabbit, gratuitously and to no objectively useful end. The guest on this episode was being castigated for being some sort of monster, so the overstatement clearly aimed at associating the guest’s actions with the incidental quality of him having brown hair.

Definition of normal. In a recent work of fiction, we find the following two lines

“How cruel that they punished you for something you cannot change.”

“We love you no matter what.”

They imply there’s something wrong with the person. Even if that person could change themselves, the question becomes why would they? As James Baldwin writes in an essay, “Language, incontestably, reveals the speaker. Language, also, far more dubiously, is meant to define the other.”

Authentic self. We sometimes hear from well-meaning people and animals the phrase

“Everyone should feel comfortable being their authentic selves.”

What’s missing from that sentiment, attractive though it is, is the reality that not all authentic selves can be revealed without paying a bitter cost. A self that identifies with a morally just albeit unpopular contemporary cause or issue can’t really be expected to feel at liberty to be authentic. Everywhere and with everyone. The price of the ticket is almost always too high. Those who do pay it are rare souls worthy of reverence.

Opinions passed as prima facie evidence. In a daily medical YouTube show, a physician shares the line

“Now, we can’t entirely be sure about the accuracy of the data about active cases coming to us from that country; they may well be underestimates, in fact, I’m sure they are.”

No evidence is offered for why it’s more probable than not that the data coming from that country is inaccurate.

We find that line of reasoning elsewhere too.

How we talk about a vaccine produced by a country can depend on which country it is and if we like it or not.

When someone alleged to be a spy is caught on foreign soil, whether or not that person is presumed guilty often depends on which country that person is a citizen of and which country that person is arrested in.

When people are taking to the streets, an official statement might read

“Two protests have broken out in the city’s north and south sides. Angry rioters have taken to the streets down south, while the good people up north have camped in front of City Hall.”

More examples. In a podcast episode, an influential author shares the line

“When we look at the conflict between badgers and rabbits, there is every reason to believe that if badgers had all the power in the world, they would use it to build a prosperous kingdom. And if that imbalance were reversed, rabbits would use it to drive all the badgers out of the forest.”

And in a 2018 interview with a professor, we hear the line

“The fact remains that every rabbit walking around Mount Royal Park wearing a baseball hat is making a political statement.”

Not every cultural identifier is meant as an affront or statement to the world at large, professor.

Inherent versus acquired qualities. Someone who sets fire to public property might be called an arsonist. Another who commits the same act might instead be referred to as “exhibiting arsonist-like tactics.”

The conjunction But. A But is sometimes cavalierly squeezed between a line fragment that makes some claim and a line fragment that includes a passing mention of why, maybe, that claim might not be reliable. For instance,

[Science suggests] you just might end up richer [if you read a book for an hour before bed]. Correlation is definitely not causation here, but the same survey found bedtime readers make an average of $3,705 more annually.”

Not too long ago, a rabbit descended on a grocery store owned by badgers and nibbled on all their carrots. The next morning, a headline read

“Badger Town Hit by Another Murderous Rabbit Attack, a Dozen Carrots Perish”

One day later, a badger was caught attempting to do the same in Whiskertownrabbit land. A headline for that story read

“Attacker in Whiskertown Is Anti-Carrot Extremist”

And further down in the article was the line

“The attack took place near a psychiatric hospital, but there is no evidence to suggest the offender was a patient at the hospital.”

Suggestive adjectives aside (the second headline is much more coy about the badger than the first one is about the rabbit), the psychiatric hospital is a strange connection to have casually thrown into the mix. A reader wouldn’t be faulted for assuming that the badger was at best not of sound mind and at worst misguided, which is to say, not his true, pure, normal self.

Modern, civilized. Writing can adopt the perspective that says other people can’t be modern, which is often a euphemism for civilized, unless they dress like us, eat like us, speak like us, think like us, and so on. In doing so, we get to decide who is civilized and who isn’t. In effect, we become the yardstick for it. Other times, we get to civilize things that would otherwise be uncivilized by claiming them as our own.

“Coffee … the favorite beverage of the civilised world.”

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[Art 4] Mr. Rabbit looks at the reader, stony-faced, as he holds a cup of coffee and forces it toward his face.

More perniciously, it can go as far as define who is good and who is evil. In the writings of a foreign minister, we find the line

“The prime minister and I underscored the importance of countering the Rabbit Kingdom’s influence and threats to the region. I thanked him for his partnership.”

But minister, one feels compelled to ask, you spend much of your time in that same region in hopes of spreading your influence. Not that it has any bearing on whether or not the Rabbit Kingdom’s influence is good or evil, but it does reveal a presupposed position that everything we do is categorically good and everything somebody we don’t like does isn’t.

Foregone conclusions. Words, phrases, and preambles can be used to presuppose facts about the world without evidence. They can suggest that what follows or what precedes them is a foregone conclusion that’s universally applicable. Some of those words are: the fact of the matter is, it is generally assumed, it therefore follows, in the final analysis, so, as we all know, rather, it turns out, right.

“In the final analysis, the goal of life is to be happy.”

“As we all know, if you want to be happy, quit your day job and follow your passion.”

“Some people browsing my work have called it the ultimate map of maps, right.”

“As it turns out, my path in life has been a unique one.”

“Books never go back before the 18th century to explain the origins of data visualization. As if nothing else happened before, right.”

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[Art 5] Mr. Rabbit, donning Ray-Bans, tips his head and looks at the reader a la Matthew McConaughey; speech bubble reads "Alright alright alright."

Telling others how the world is or ought to be, without evidence, betrays our own implicit and conscious biases about others. They reveal us, more than they do others. To realize how contemptuous and entitled that can be, one can imagine how it might seem if Badger were to narrate a rabbit’s every move in the style of a David Attenborough nature documentary. “And here. We find the rabbit. We will call him Bob. He walks up to a bush. He must be looking for some food.”

On an episode of Paul Hollywood’s City Bakes, we find that model at play. As Paul samples a city’s cuisine, a badger gives him a tour of the badger food in the city. And another badger gives him a tour of the rabbit food in the city.

5. Language that feigns objectivity with apparent neutrality

One of the hardest things to spot is the disingenuous feigning of objectivity merely as a cover for subjectivity. It’s often a telltale sign of someone whose words cannot be taken at face value. Other times, the appeal to objectivity altogether is misplaced. It is simply not the case that there are two logical and legitimate sides to every argument. Language can give equal weight to things that are disproportionate, either as a form of noncommitment or because the writer wants to create an equivalence that obscures an otherwise self-evident truth.

A headline in a newspaper of record reads

“Badgers Say That Rabbits Use Baby Rabbits as Shields, Reviving Debate.”

Per that newspaper, the most fitting summation of a situation in which hundreds of unarmed rabbits become casualties at the hands of badgers is to refer to it as a debate.

“Some say face masks are effective in stopping the spread of the virus, others are not so sure.”

The line is disingenuous because it removes the nuance of what is more likely and what is less likely in those two views.

“Yesterday’s violence left 12 rabbits with lost limbs and one badger with slight shoulder pain; the UN secretary general urged both sides to show restraint.”

Language like this does away with all detail. We are left with a static view of an aftermath where we are compelled to sympathize with the effect rather than gain any insight into the cause.

In the same vein, a line in a newspaper of note reads

“The nation cannot afford to say ‘amen’ to either form of extremism, rabbit or badger.”

As an abstract statement of fact, the sentiment is perfectly reasonable. But within the context of that particular day in history, a day on which violence had been clearly one-sided, the line is heavily loaded.

Elsewhere, we find the line

“The Senator, though he calls himself an independent, is to others a raging socialist.”

All it takes is for one person to hold each view for the line to be factually true. But the question remains whether the line is at all in accordance with reality, and whether its implication that there’s a split in how the person is perceived is indeed a proportional split.

In another example, an op-ed in the Washington Post attempts to offer a balanced narrative of the 2013 Federal Government’s shutdown, but as The Guardian’s Bob Garfield points out, it ends up mischaracterizing the lead up to the shutdown. A shutdown that wasn’t due to a split between left and right, but rather due to a faction in the Republican party seeing the shutdown as a way of pressuring the Senate into repealing the Affordable Care Act.

“Ultimately, the grown-ups in the room will have to do their jobs, which in a democracy with divided government means compromising for the common good… Both sides are inordinately concerned with making sure that, if catastrophe comes, the other side takes the political hit. In truth, none of their reputations stands to benefit.”

Even the blazingly obvious can be turned into a two-sided issue. In response to the kidnapping of a journalist by a person of influence, an official statement from a world power reads

“Our intelligence agencies continue to assess all information, but it could very well be that the person in question had knowledge of this tragic event – maybe he did and maybe he didn’t!

A tautology that in so many words says nothing whatsoever.

Prevaricating. Language can prevaricate, cynically or as a copout. For instance,

“We caught up with a man who some people are calling racist after he yelled at a neighbor.”

Was he or wasn’t he? If he wasn’t, one might ask, then aren’t you traducing him? And if he was, then why the insincere language?

“This is a video showing people toppling a statue of Jim Bo. He wrote our national anthem and was also known to have been a tax evader.”

Was he or wasn’t he?

“Today we bring you a video that many describe as vertically taken.”

Was it or wasn’t it?

“While the first author’s clarification appeased some fans, it appears to have irked the second author. Some social media users have also speculated that the two unfollowed each other on Twitter.”

Did they or didn’t they? It would have been easy to confirm that before running the story.

Shifting responsibility. The qualifying phrase “people experiencing” followed by some misfortune or quality moves the agency away from the person in question to an external factor. It’s meant to humanize, though in cases where the movement of that agency is debatable, it ends up passing the buck.

A property criminal is given a punishment commensurate with his or her crime. A “person experiencing criminal urges” can’t really be dealt with in the same way. Instead, society is made to feel a degree of compassion toward the person, city budgets may get misallocated, and public funds may go to waste as they solve an incidental problem rather than a fundamental one.

It’s complicated. What language sometimes tries to do is convince the reader that a situation is complicated and messy, making it impossible to take a moral stance on it. We find that mindset in some intellectual thinking as well, where objective truth is somehow deemed absent and the world is cast as merely a set of conflicting and equally legitimate narratives.

“Mr. Badger, Sir, what do you think of the fact that badgers control the entire supply of carrots and sell them to rabbits at extortionate prices?”

“Well, it’s complicated. An entanglement, as they say in Hollywood.”

In an interview with a Secretary of Defense, the Secretary shared his thoughts on an explosion, one that had led to thousands of casualties. The Secretary, contrary to the consensus in the international and intelligence communities, had assigned malice to what evidence had suggested was an accident due to negligence.

“We thought it might have been an attack, it could have been an armed shipment, a bomb-making facility, who knows? Yesterday I commented that it was looking like an accident.”

A headline in a paper of record reads

“For Establishment politicians, Jim Bo Is a Complicated Figure to Defend

Is he really or is it just uncomfortable to stand with someone whose views are unfashionable?

Similar to describing something as complicated when it’s not is describing something as controversial when it’s not. Controversial can be weaponized to mean unacceptable, thus shutting down any view society deems unacceptable. For instance,

“Author doubles down on controversial view that rabbits have fragile bones.”

The follow-on from a headline like that is typically

“Fellow author stands up to controversial author amid fallout”

According to. A source, mentioned in passing, may be used to create a sense of objective authority where one doesn’t otherwise exist.

“According to several sources, last night’s heist was carried out by rabbits.”

Which sources?

“According to initial reports, last night’s heist was carried out by rabbits.”

Initial reports by whom?

“According to a lot of evidence, essential oils can help in many ways.”

What evidence in particular? This line comes from a documentary in which the guest was likely referring to results of studies done on mice, and mice alone.

Other times, the phrase is used to achieve the exact opposite effectintroducing doubt where none exists.

“Badgers perfected the modern carrot. According to the rabbit version, rabbits were the ones who did so.”

One position is stated as an objective fact. The other is stated as a mere possibility.

Politically neutral. A San Francisco-based non-profit known for its prolific edits to American K-12 textbooks writes in one of its comments on a high school world history textbook

“The term ‘occupied’ is a politicized term inappropriate for a public school text. The text should remove it in order to be politically neutral.”

The ensuing passage ends up being anything but neutral.

Plausible deniability may be implied by posing opinions as questions. For instance,

“Who is likely to gain from a heist on the central bank? Will the world ever forgive rabbits if it turns out they had a hand in it?”

The Twitter user in this case isn’t taking a view on the issue, even though he is.

A neuroscientist-turned-podcast-presenter writes in a blog post

“If rabbits ever master the science of turning carrots into fuel, we may be forced to launch a nuclear first strike. Needless to say, this would be an unthinkable crime, but it may be the only course of action available to us.”

He’s not really saying we ought to obliterate every last rabbit. You and I are merely inferring that from his words, the way they are arranged into sentences, and what those sentences mean.

He writes in another blog post

“We should profile rabbits, or anyone who looks like he or she could conceivably be a rabbit, and we should be honest about it. And, again, I wouldn’t put someone who looks like me entirely outside the bull’s-eye … Although I don’t think I look like a rabbit.”

The second line doesn’t quite sit well. What exactly is our friend saying with that farrago of words? That he ought to be profiled, maybe?

An addendum to the piece three days later reveals the real reason for the caveat-laden lineits whole point was to lay the groundwork for deniability:

“When I speak of profiling ‘rabbits, or anyone who looks like he or she could conceivably be a rabbit,’ I am not narrowly focused on mammals with long ears and protruding teeth. In fact, I included myself in the description of the type of mammal I think should be profiled.”

Quotations. Single or double quotes can be used to cast doubt on something that may not be at all controversial, often in a crafty way that’s meant to come across as objective. For instance,

“The protestors attempted to hold ‘a prayer vigil’ at City Hall and were arrested.”

“After the politician won the election, there was a big debate over the role ‘identity politics’ played in his victory.”

“Sea turns red in Faroe Islands as 250 whales slaughtered in ‘barbaric’ hunt”

With the last example, the reader is left unsure whether it’s subtext, irony, or a silent protest that the author is going for. Is the insinuation that it was not barbaric? Is it a quotation? Is the author in doubt about it being barbaric?

The desire to merely appear rational or to appeal to the rational leads to the most contemptible form of dissonance. Discourse is polluted by a disproportionate number of seemingly benign, but in truth deeply destructive, people whose reach allows them to influence public life.

6. Language that starts the clock of history when it’s most convenient

Just like adding enough qualifiers to any achievement can make someone the first or the best at something (I was on Forbes Magazine’s list of the 10 most influential grey rabbits who wear bowties and comb their hair to one side), insincere language absolves or assigns blame, elevates or denigrates, guilts and gaslights, by deciding unilaterally when to start or stop time.

In an online lesson by education company Studies Weekly, we find the question

“What was the language used by American Indians, many years ago?

The choices are: German, English, Spanish, and “There was no language.”

The insinuation is that many years ago can only mean a time after the colonization of North America, not before. Moreover, and as Debbie Reese points out, American Indians implies there was just one group and therefore one language that could have possibly been spoken, and used can imply that these mythical people who somehow didn’t exist before the 16th century don’t exist today either.

On SFGate, we find the headline

“Is San Francisco about to return to its Bohemian roots?”

Why Bohemian, one might wonder? Why not, say, Ohlone as one Redditor asks?

Wells Fargo’s recent ad campaign ran with the copy

“Re-established 2018.”

While a progressive sentiment, it does come across as an attempt at whitewashing a controversial past.

If a state builds a dam and decides a few years later to clear the area near it, it can pass a law that deems all houses in and around the dam unlawful, concealing the fact that the houses came before the dam.

Similarly, a state wishing to shift demographics or voting blocs or otherwise try its hands at social engineering may change the zoning laws of a neighborhood and then raze homes that don’t have the “necessary construction permits”, which those homeowners wouldn’t have been able to get anyway.

It might also pass into law the requirement that, say, one can’t become a judge unless one has performed military service. It then makes it near impossible, by law or in practice, for rabbits to enlist in the military. And then it gets to say, “We’re not precluding rabbits from being judges.”

It might also crack down on a group of protestors by imprisoning every last non-violent protestor and then proclaiming, “Look at the streets, these people are all violent. Where are their Martin Luther Kings?” They’re all behind bars of course.

Other times, it’s more blatant. In March 2020, a cable news channel reported that the World Health Organization (WHO) had said masks are ineffective at stopping a contagious virus from spreading. The whole truth was that a later WHO announcement amended the previous one and recommended that people do wear face masks. The news channel had chosen to pick the outdated guidance seeing as it suited its narrative.

Related to that, a view from the White House, often and most recently repeated in July 2020, stated that the shutdown orders states imposed in March 2020 caused the US economy to tank. The suggestion was that the shutdown orders caused the economy to tank, and not a fast-spreading, deadly virus.

Essence. In the frightening territory that is the comments section on YouTube, the following exchange takes place about a video in which an author references a Zen saying. The first user objects to the attribution.

“For anyone who’s interested, ‘You can’t step in the same river twice’, isn’t a Zen saying, it’s Heraclitus.”

To which a user replies, “It is Zen in essence, not in origin.”

Conflating the two things on the part of the person in the video was almost certainly accidental, but the second line in the exchange betrays a line of reasoning that’s troublesome when applied generally. It lays the groundwork for a sort of after-the-fact appropriation of things.

Naming rights. A piece in The Atlantic includes the line

“The history of vaccinology goes back to the late 1700s when Edward Jenner developed the first vaccine, for smallpox, a turning point in the war between microbes and humans.”

Vaccinology was the refinement and productization of variolation, an idea imported from Constantinople. Variolation was in turn built upon inoculation, a practice widespread in China and India in the 1500s.

The issue with saying Marconi invented the radio, Edison invented the light bulb, Johann Zahn invented the camera, and so on is that it is misleading insofar as it diminishes the contributions of those who came before them. It also determines, unilaterally, when science began.

As Abraham Flexner puts it, “Marconi’s share was practically negligible … Marconi was inevitable. The real credit for everything that has been done in the field of wireless belongs, as far as such fundamental credit can be definitely assigned to anyone, to Professor Clerk Maxwell, who in 1865 carried out certain abstruse and remote calculations in the field of magnetism and electricity.”

The dramatization of inventions is so overstated in popular culture that we commonly find lines like the following, in this case from Neil deGrasse Tyson:

“Newton invented calculus practically on a dare.

Discover, claim. Justifying a claim over land is often helped by the clever use of language. America was discovered in 1492, much like Count Olaf discovers the inhabited island near the end of A Series of Unfortunate Events. India was, similarly, claimed in the 19th century. In describing how one of the world’s largest cut diamonds ended up in the Crown Jewels, the Tower of London website shares the line

“The history of the ‘Mountain of Light’ diamond is steeped in myth and anecdote. Discovered in 15th-century India, it was passed from ill-fated male hand to hand, until it earned a reputation of bringing bad luck to men. It was presented to Queen Victoria in 1849. It now adorns the front of Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother’s Crown.”

Was the diamond presented, one might ask, or was it surrendered following an annexation, by people with not much agency?

Noblesse oblige. In a billionaire socialite’s tweets, we find the line

“There is profound anti-Rabbit injustice in our society. I am committing $500,000 to help alleviate some of that inequality.”

The responsibility the privileged in society have toward those less privileged might presuppose an entitlement to that wealth. The question of how that wealth and that influence were acquired doesn’t always come up. Nor, as Michael Sandel reminds us, do the deeper moral questions about the social and temporal factors that favorably predispose one person over another.

A wealthy person donating to charity is, practically speaking, a very good thing. Are there, however, societal assumptions that ought to be revisited so that we don’t end up with such a tremendous disparity in wealth even in a society where inequality of outcome is, rightfully, encouraged?

Gaslighting, guilting. Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation aimed at making you question your recollection of an event and therefore your sanity. It is an effective tool for someone in power who wants to stay in power, or a speaker who wants to disorient and confuse an opponent or an audience. Guilting is emotional manipulation that aims to shift blame and to steer you in a particular direction. Both are highly toxic.

Not too long ago, a former head of state proclaimed

“We didn’t charge hundreds of miles and pay a bitter cost in casualties except to liberate the rabbits and help them establish a peaceful and democratic country.”

The inevitable question is, did they ask for it, Sir? If so, we ought to question the sanity of anyone who asks for such a liberation that’s so tremendously hard to bear.

It brings to mind a line from 1947, by the then King of the Badger Empire in which he states that the Badger commonwealth would not fail its former colonies that had just declared their independence in “upholding democratic principles.” There too, one feels compelled to ask, “But, your Majesty, it was you who was hindering them from upholding those principles for over a century.”

And a few decades before that, one can only imagine how confused the rabbits in North Africa must have been as the conquering army moved in waving banners that read Liberté, égalité, fraternité. Again, liberty doesn’t always mean liberty for everyone.

History is particularly rife with examples of this sort of guilting. In justifying the moral case for imperialism, Arthur Balfour states in 1910: “Is it a good thing for these great nations … that this absolute government should be exercised by us? I think it is a good thing. I think that experience shows that they have got under it a far better government than in the whole history of the world they ever had before… We are in Egypt not merely for the sake of the Egyptians, though we are there for their sake.”

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[Art 6] Mr. Rabbit sings a line from Hamilton: “And when push comes to shove / I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! / Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da”

In an interview about postmodernism, a public intellectual shares the line

“All these people ever talk about is oppression. Everything to them is some form of oppression. It’s so annoying.”

Similarly, in a speech in 1960s Harlem by James Baldwin, he recalls a line he hears from both friends and critics

“But why are you so bitter all the time, Jimmy?”

In a 2017 interview, an influential author and political commentator shares the line

“I met Jim Bo one night, during a debate, and the first thing I realized is how bitter he was. And how much he hated this country.”

Though all three lines have a sliver of truth in themnamely, that resentment is unproductive and even destructivewhat they ultimately do is discourage any conversation that borders on the critical for fear of coming across as annoying, bitter, or hateful. It burdens you with having to second guess yourself any time a legitimate grievance about power dynamics manifests. It’s a sentiment that principally aims to placate the iron-willed, and is akin to a prison guard complaining that he too feels imprisoned.

A panelist in a debate who spends his allotted time shouting at his opponent, when criticized for his demeanor replies

“I apologize if you felt like I’m shouting at you.”

A guest in a 2019 HBO documentary—a high school teacher—recalls the time she tried to hug a second-generation American student:

“I tried to go in for a hug, but he stiffened up and was awkward. I figured it must be a cultural thing.”

The teacher misses the possibility that the awkwardness might have been due to the fact that the hug was unsolicited.

In an interview with a partial peace broker between rabbits and badgers, we hear the line

“The rabbits have an offer on the table. Whenever they decide that they want to live better lives, I believe that they will engage. We can’t want peace for them more than they want it for themselves.”

In 1984, Orwell writes, “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” History is, as Shakespeare said of the afterlife, the land of no return. It is prone to manipulation, not least through language, so that it fits whatever agenda is being pushed.

7. Language that tells you how to think about yourself

Language is perhaps most harmful on an individual level when it burrows into our sense of self-worth. In doing so, it directly impacts our relationship with ourselves. Language can deny to a group that they ever had a history or that they somehow exist outside of history. If you think you have nothing to be proud of, it’s not impossible that you’ll end up feeling dislocated, dispirited, and disenfranchised.

In Eat, Pray, Love, we find the line

“I want to go where I can marvel at something.”

Travel to a faraway land is often a euphemism for visiting some otherworldly, one-dimensional, static, exotic, mysterious land of monsters and secrets, whose sole purpose is to be marveled at. A place to be marveled at rather than an opportunity to meet new people and forge new relationships. One sometimes finds mentions of those lands and their people in the past tense, which further highlights the implicit belief that they are somehow stuck in time, ripe for being marveled at.

In a 1968 Washington Post piece, an ex-Attorney General who was brother to the then President says

“There’s no question about it … in the next 40 years a [rabbit] can achieve the same position that my brother has.”

Being disenfranchised means that even the most emancipating voices around invariably and implicitly remind you that you’re at such a disadvantage that if you wanted to become something like the President, then maybe, in forty years time, if you’re on your best behavior, you might be able to achieve that.

Labeling. Statistics, invented or shared in bad faith, or language that aims to give a group a sinister image can lead to a fatalism, a self-fulfilling prophecy that directly impacts how that group’s members behave and see themselves. People turn into their labels, compelled by language. For instance, a Newsweek article reads

“A recent poll shows that rabbits are happy with how badgers treat them.”

Mr. Rabbit, speaking to the reader: Neither have I met the rabbits these pollsters have met, nor have they met the ones I've met.
[Art 7 / Sketch] Mr. Rabbit, speaking to the reader: "Neither have I met the rabbits these pollsters have met, nor have they met the ones I've met."

Elsewhere, a line in an article reads

“Voter turnout among young people remains low. In other words, nothing has changed.”

This sort of fatalism is destructive. It can lead a young reader to actually believe that all young people are and always will be lazy.

King and country. Nations named after living individuals or families lead to a conflation between king and country. More specifically, between the relationship one has to one’s place of birth and the relationship one has to the ruling class in that country.

A rabbit born in the northern rabbit kingdom of Iduasruled by the Iduas familywill identify himself as Iduasi in all walks of life. If he does so with pride, he will be at best submissive and at worse obsequious to the Iduasi family by virtue of it being intertwined with his own personal identity. The way that intertwinement devours the rabbit’s spirit is more effective than all the tanks in the world.

Slave versus enslaved person. It was not a choice to be a slave, nor was it a genetic disposition one was born into. One was rather enslaved. Referring to people as slaves can make it seem as though it’s a naturally-occurring group.

But where are you really from? An expression that presumes that it’s self-evident which geographic regions people belong to. History “deposited in you an infinity of traces,” Gramsci writes in his Prison Notebooks, the counterpoint for which Stewart Lee brilliantly deconstructs in his 2014 Comedy Vehicle by imagining how things might have gone down 400 million years, had the tetrapods with barely developed lungs been told to “get back into the sea” as they crawled onto land for the very first time.

A phrase like “Where are you really from” is a polite way of saying “Why don’t you look like me?”

Representation. To represent is to re-present. In fiction, the integrity of any story’s characters is a function of the author’s grasp of other people and their world views. In Faulkner’s Requiem for a Nun, for instance, we find a condemned nursemaid, Nancy, who when asked what she will do once she gets to Heaven replies, “I can work.” The insinuation is clearly manufacturedthat some people are so made that they would gladly be working for someone else, for free, their entire lives. No matter the time or place. No matter the universe.

Historical events of note like Independence Day and Thanksgiving force one to reckon with wildly opposing human experiences. Independence for whom? And from whom? Thanksgiving from the perspective of the settlers who landed near Plymouth Rock was a peaceful, joyous exchange of food with the natives. From the perspective of the natives, it marked the beginning of something very different.

As that exchange in King of the Hill goes between Hank and John Redcord: “So do you celebrate Thanksgiving?” “We did,” Redcord answers. “Once.”

In an interview with a top podcaster, a standup comedian shares the shrewd insight

“You know how with rabbits, a lot of them aren’t really that funny. I mean, it’s not a big part of their culture, is comedy (sic). Seinfeld thinks it’s because we badgers have a love of language.”

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[Art 8] Mr. Rabbit with a speech bubble that reads: “Riiight.”

We find categorical insinuations in intellectual discourse as well, of the kind that is often and ironically a veil for anti-intellectualism. A prominent panelist talking about the challenges of disparate groups integrating into society on the Badger continent shares the following line

“The only place where rabbits can have a good life is where rabbits aren’t in power. In other words, in places where rabbits don’t make the society. All rabbits want to have a good life. Where is the good life? Where rabbits don’t determine anything.”

Elsewhere, that same panelist shares the line

“In the Rabbit world, you either have one mammal eating everyone or you have free enterprise, where everyone eats everyone. That’s just their culture there.

And the line

“How can you coexist with these rabbits whose culture is to dunk their firstborns into a vat of carrot juice? It is their culture. This is the culture of the mainstream in the Rabbit world. Many of them do exactly that to their firstborns.”

It’s sweet when someone else gets to represent and essentialize you, to deem a litany of barbarous qualities to somehow be inherent in you. A little bit of curiosity about others can go a long way in someone disabusing themselves of their preconceptions.

Our mustachioed academic friend in this case would like to imply that such anathema is inherent in the Rabbit population. Albeit in a moment of revelatory clarity, it seems, he climbs down a bit, from mainstream to many.

Ghetto, project, slum. People who are born into areas that are described as such may automatically think of themselves as people who are incapable of any kind of social or economic mobility. As one writer puts it, it’s called a ghetto because you can’t get out of it.

In a talk by an author who lectures on human rights, we hear the line

“You go to a town and see two neighborhoods, literally a street apart. One has lush, green lawns and one is dusty, arid, and all the trees are dying. You conclude, based on what you’ve read in the paper about the people living in these two neighborhoods, that one of them is clearly more civilized than the other. But then you look a little closer and you realize the dusty neighborhood, by law, is only allowed 10 to 12 hours of water per week. And the other neighborhood, by law, is allowed all the water it wants.”

Such ontological classifications emerge when a person in power gets to tell you who you are. You look out from your porch and see the streetlights are half-working, the sidewalks are filthy, the houses are decrepit and you assume this is somehow your destiny. That you were meant to live like this, and that somehow it’s of your doing. You look across town and you assume the corollary must be true as well—everything on that side is newer, cleaner, in better shape, so it must be that your neighbors were likewise made to live like that. Language can be weaponized to exacerbate injustices.


I would love to add examples from a greater variety of sources, especially ones that I don’t normally read and therefore don’t know about. If you have any to share, send them to my handler (see the links at the very bottom of the page) and I’ll add them to this page and credit you.

Thanks for stopping by.

Mr. Rabbit waves goodbye.
[Art 9 / Sketch] Mr. Rabbit waves goodbye.

Some References

  1. Bryson’s Dictionary of Troublesome Words by Bill Bryson
  2. Orwell on Truth by George Orwell
  3. 1984 by George Orwell
  4. Language and Politics by Noam Chomsky
  5. The Tyranny of Merit: What’s Become of the Common Good? by Michael Sandel
  6. Silent Revolution: The Rise And Crisis Of Market Economics In Latin America by Duncan Green
  7. The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
  8. Selections from the Prison Notebooks by Antonio Gramsci
  9. Brain Droppings by George Carlin
  10. The Imperial Idea and its Enemies: A Study in British Power by Archibald Paton Thornton
  11. Requiem for a Nun by William Faulkner
  12. Simple Sabotage Field Manual, https://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2012-featured-story-archive/CleanedUOSSSimpleSabotage_sm.pdf
  13. Looking Back on the Spanish War by George Orwell, https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/looking-back-on-the-spanish-war/
  14. Politics and the English Language by George Orwell, https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/politics-and-the-english-language/
  15. On Truth and Lies in a Nonmoral Sense by Friedrich Nietzche, https://ieas.unideb.hu/admin/file_7421.pdf
  16. The Usefulness of Useless Knowledge by Abraham Flexner, https://library.ias.edu/files/UsefulnessHarpers.pdf
  17. The Framing of decisions and the psychology of choice by Amos Tversky and Daniel Kahneman, https://science.sciencemag.org/content/211/4481/453
  18. Of The First Principles of Government by David Hume, https://davidhume.org/texts/emp/fp
  19. The World of Doublespeak by William Lutz, https://www.cusd80.com/cms/lib/AZ01001175/Centricity/Domain/318/The%20World%20of%20Doublespeak-William%20Lutz.pdf
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  28. Dress to Kill, Eddie Izzard, https://youtu.be/_9W1zTEuKLY
  29. Doin’ It Again, George Carlin
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  41. California effort to restore affirmative action divides Asian Americans, https://www.sfchronicle.com/politics/article/California-effort-to-restore-affirmative-action-15361618.php
  42. Being labeled a ‘radical’ is meant to be an insult. History tells us otherwise, https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jan/20/we-need-radicals-for-social-change
  43. Katie Hopkins: Sun migrants article petition passes 200,000 mark, https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/20/katie-hopkins-sun-migrants-article-petition-nears-180000-mark
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  47. The Panthers and the Press, http://fourteeneastmag.com/index.php/2016/10/21/the-panthers-and-the-press/
  48. Standing up, not shooting: the ‘compassionate psychopaths’ of the SAS, https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/standing-up-not-shooting-the-compassionate-psychopaths-of-the-sas-20180801-p4zux2.html
  49. How ‘Urban Renewal’ Decimated the Fillmore District, and Took Jazz With It, https://www.kqed.org/news/11825401/how-urban-renewal-decimated-the-fillmore-district-and-took-jazz-with-it
  50. Pacification, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pacification
  51. The Terrible Violence of ‘Pacification’, https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/opinion/violence-pacification-vietnam-war.html
  52. Population transfer, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_transfer
  53. Bill Gates Always Reads Before Bed. Science Suggests You Should Too, https://www.inc.com/jessica-stillman/bill-gates-always-reads-for-an-hour-before-bed-science-suggests-you-should-do-same.html?cid=sf01001
  54. Martin Luther King Jr. is arrested, Item # 670259, http://www.rarenewspapers.com/view/670259?list_url=%2Flist%3Fq%255Bsearch_method%255D%3DExact%2BPhrase%2525q%255Bquery%255D%3Dmartin%2Bluther%2Bking
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  56. Spike Lee’s Amazing Rant Against Gentrification: ‘We Been Here!‘, https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/02/spike-lee-amazing-rant-against-gentrification.html
  57. Eat, Pray, Love, Leave: Orientalism Still Big Onscreen, https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129254808
  58. Final survivor of last American slave ship identified, https://www.foxnews.com/science/final-survivor-of-last-american-slave-ship-identified
  59. Bush: ‘Democracy will succeed’ in Iraq, https://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/11/19/bush.speech/index.html
  60. How world newspapers reported India’s independence in 1947, https://indianexpress.com/article/research/70-years-of-independence-how-world-newspapers-reported-on-indian-independence-in-1947-4796660/
  61. GOP aghast as Trump’s polls sink amid divisive racial rhetoric: ‘It’s been a bad couple weeks’, https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/24/politics/republican-reaction-trump-racist-rhetoric/index.html
  62. False equivalence: how ‘balance’ makes the media dangerously dumb, https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/11/false-equivalence-balance-media
  63. U.S. Congress’s dereliction of leadership on government shutdown, http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/us-congresss-dereliction-of-leadership-on-government-shutdown/2013/09/29/8ccb9994-2925-11e3-97a3-ff2758228523_story.html
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  65. Jimmy Baldwin Harlem Speech in 1963, https://youtu.be/bAeYKwlIU08?t=1758
  66. SF Muni driver beaten with bat after asking passengers to wear masks, https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SF-Muni-driver-beaten-bat-masks-bus-15432027.php
  67. How an Ad Campaign Invented the Diamond Engagement Ring, https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/02/how-an-ad-campaign-invented-the-diamond-engagement-ring/385376/
  68. The Crown Jewels, https://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/history-and-stories/the-crown-jewels/
  69. The 25 day sit-in that changed history, BBC World Service, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/w3cszd3c
  70. Say It Ain’t So, Trader Joe’s, https://www.wsj.com/articles/say-it-aint-so-trader-joes-11595460483?mod=wsjtwittertest19
  71. Kanye West Gets Thrown Off the Ballot in Wisconsin, https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/n7w5qd/kanye-west-gets-thrown-off-the-ballot-in-wisconsin
  72. Dow Jones industrial average ditches Exxon, adds tech names in biggest overhaul since 2013, https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/dow-jones-industrial-average-shakeup-exxon-pfizer-raytheon-removed-2020-8-1029531716
  73. Apple CEO Tim Cook Sold Shares Ahead of Stock Split, https://apple.news/Aqi86uNTdR5-eNiZpFJpjzg
  74. I’m Optimistic That We Will Have a COVID-19 Vaccine Soon, https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/08/im-optimistic-that-we-will-have-a-covid-19-vaccine-soon/615811/
  75. Is San Francisco about to return to its Bohemian roots?, https://www.sfgate.com/culture/editorspicks/article/Is-San-Francisco-about-to-return-to-its-Bohemian-15455489.php
  76. From Thomas Jefferson to Edmund Rogers, 14 February 1824, https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Jefferson/98-01-02-4054
  77. People we’ve lost in 2020, https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/10/entertainment/gallery/people-we-lost-2020/index.html
  78. Lockdown? What Lockdown? Heat Wave Brings Britons Out in Droves, https://web.archive.org/web/20200626162122/https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/26/world/europe/uk-coronavirus-lockdown.html
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  80. Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can’t win, sources say, https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/13/politics/bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-meeting/index.html
  81. Encryption Debate Stalls Child Protection Bill, https://www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/encryption-debate-stalls-child
  82. Coronavirus: Testing problems to be solved in weeks, says Hancock, https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-54163683
  83. The News Quiz - Friday 18th September 2020, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08rx5yv
  84. Melania Trump’s Ex-BFF Tells (Almost) All, https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/melania-and-me-stephanie-winston-wolkoff.html
  85. American Indians in Children’s Literature, http://americanindiansinchildrensliterature.net/
  86. Allegations And Apologies Rock La Marzocco, https://sprudge.com/allegations-and-apologies-rock-la-marzocco-164312.html
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  88. The grocer takes woke orders on its brands from a 17-year-old, https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1289229567975186432
  89. Hiroshima marks 75th anniversary of world’s first atomic bombing, https://twitter.com/i/events/1291258068550918144
  90. NBC News on Twitter, https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1295951897300480000
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  93. Aldous Huxley interviewed by Mike Wallace, https://youtu.be/alasBxZsb40
  94. John Campbell’s COVID-19 updates, June 30, 2020, https://youtu.be/U0vyTgBT_9Q
  95. Political Tricks, https://youtu.be/bJwQAzkCR7A
  96. Dr Shashi Tharoor MP - Britain Does Owe Reparations, Oxford Union Debate, https://youtu.be/f7CW7S0zxv4
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  99. White Woman Who Called Cops on Black Man in Central Park Issues Apology | NBC New York, https://youtu.be/jbA9rWo89gQ
  100. Why Doing Taxes Is So Hard | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix, https://youtu.be/7xQQkzWhMOc
  101. Reflections of James Baldwin, 1979, https://youtu.be/cnh0pxOTvh8
  102. King of The Hill, “We did. Once.”, https://youtu.be/_KTsywB6GNQ
  103. Rapper Akala on Linking Knife Crime to Race | Good Morning Britain, https://youtu.be/QvS78MlAXAQ
  104. Stewart Lee - “On Not Writing”, https://youtu.be/IrXVaytvJtQ
  105. “Noam Chomsky: ‘Every word in the phrase Free Trade Agreement is just false’“, https://youtu.be/Kqi2JszFtYc
  106. Racial vs Self Esteem, Robin Walker, https://youtu.be/m1VtnOrcC80
  107. The Death of Europe, with Douglas Murray, https://youtu.be/eQXHc-tJMXM
  108. Useful Idiots, September 11, 2020, https://youtu.be/FSCc7ak_fBg
  109. The Kyle Kulinski Show, October 10, 2020, https://youtu.be/A489LAOhAbA
  110. The Kyle Kulinski Show, October 28, 2020, https://youtu.be/i9nbJtXznNc

Acknowledgements

Mr. Rabbit’s Guide to Sneaky Rhetoric is illustrated by my good friend and longtime collaborator Alejandro Giraldo. The font used in the artwork is Alegreya. The serif font used on this page is Merriweather. I’m grateful to Grigory Pogulsky for reviewing and contributing to an early draft, and to Reed O’Brien for sharing the study on artful dodging with me. This project is the first of two companions to Bad Arguments. It is dedicated to my father.

Ali Almossawi, San Francisco, November 2020

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